"Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Love Quotes #Relationship Quotes #Moving Quotes

“You, of Canada, are building a magnificent record of achievement. My country rejoices in it.”
“Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please.”

Source : "Florentine Histories" by Niccolò Machiavelli, 1526.
“One might say that our words are a movie screen that reveals what we have been thinking and the attitudes we have.”
“I sometimes get that wonderful sympathy between me and the audience, telling me I've reached their hearts. And when I do, the thrill is mine.”
“So this judge in Virginia rules that a lesbian wasn't fit to raise her own daughter because she might grow up to be a lesbian, and gives custody to the lesbian's mother. And I'm thinking, "She's already raised one lesbian."”
“Is this just what you do? You start to get involved, get scared when the emotions are too much, and then dream up any excuse you can to run? Or to invite the other person to dump you?”

Source : Sherryl Woods (2011). “Moonlight Cove”, p.227, MIRA
“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”
“What I'm critical of is - the White House attacking conservatives, for saying we're elitist for pointing out that Harriet Miers isn't qualified to sit on the Supreme Court. I'm starting to feel sort of bad about - about saying that. And I'm annoyed with George Bush [Jr.] for putting us in the position of having to say that.”

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