"I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell"

-- Garry Shandling

#Good Life Quotes #Mad Quotes #House Quotes

“Being an artist is a way of saying, I am here, and this is what I stand for.”
“When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.”

Source : "Tig Notaro: You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry". Interview with Sydney Brownstone, www.motherjones.com. May/June 2013.
“Don't rest on your laurels. There's always going to be someone behind you who's going to be better than you. So you need to get out there and keep working.”
“Prayer is not an old woman's idle amusement. Properly understood and applied, it is the most potent instrument of action.”
“The strong do what they have to do and the weak accept what they have to accept.”

Source : N.K. Rutter, Thucydides (1996). “History of the Peloponnesian War: A Companion”, Bristol Classical Press
“Listen to other people. Respect the other people in the band, and work together to create something that is larger than the sum of its parts. And have fun.”
“Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.”

Source : "The Real Story of Lucille Ball" by Eleanor Harris, (Ch. 1), 1954.
“Please understand 1 thing, if u want something all you have to do is think it into existence. It may manifest immediately, it may take time.”

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