"I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'"

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Source : TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

Jeff Dunham

#Answers Quotes #Suitcases Quotes #Osama Bin Laden Quotes

“Congress is like first grade, only not as well behaved.”
“I never care about myself out in public when I get the paparazzi swarming me.”
“I realized what Led Zeppelin was about around the end of our first U.S. tour. We started off not even on the bill in Denver, and by the time we got to New York we were second to Iron Butterfly, and they didn't want to go on!”
“The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.”
“It is a great thing to have a big brain, a fertile imagination, grand ideals, but the man with these, bereft of a good backbone, is sure to serve no useful end.”

Source : George Matthew Adams (2016). “You Can: A Collection of Brief Talks on the Most Important Topic in the World-Your Success”, p.28, Ravenio Books
“My dad just wanted me to find something to do to keep me out of trouble. Boxing was the great escape.”
“I love the fame and the money and the power. You have to keep working to have that.”
“A lot of the things that seem to be coming out now [in 2016] could have been written just maybe three years ago by the Gang of Eight or by Jeb Bush.”

Source : Source: www.msnbc.com

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