"I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray."

-- Henry Beard

#Imagine Quotes

“War with vices, but peace with individuals.”
“I've still got a brilliant head of hair, which refuses to lay down.”
“I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.”

Source : Edgar Guest (1916). “A Heap o' Living'”
“From the point of ignition. To the final drive. The point of the journey is not to arrive.”

Source : "Rush – Prime Mover". Song by Neil Peart, 1987.
“You frequently hear the phrase "culture eats strategy for lunch!" This is something that they don't teach you in school and few leaders appreciate. Cultural influences come at you from two different directions. There is the organizational culture that you must understand if you are to impact significant strategic initiatives. If the "people" are on board, you can achieve anything. Vice versa if they are not - you will not achieve anything.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz
“The thing about travelling is that you work hard and play hard, but you can do all those things without your parents knowing.”

Source : "Toy boys r us" by Alun Palmer, www.mirror.co.uk. March 26, 2010.
“I've tried wearing more than one ring on one hand and it doesn't look good. It's overkill, I think. So I think a ring on either hand. Nine times out of ten I'll go for pinky rings, but not always.”
“I think 'Make love, not war' might be the most profound statement that's ever been made.”

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