"I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls."

-- Sarah Silverman

#Trying Quotes #Looks Quotes #Dresses Quotes

“Many people who say they have financial problems really mean that they want more than they need.”
“There are also people who lived in either side of Germany, but who never had or have any relationship with the other side whether it was former East or former West Germany.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“Surprising, I know. Everyone thinks I'm older.”
“If you look at the image [ Portrait of the Artist as a Shadow of His Former Self ], it treads on a kind of popular stereotypical image of the black figure, in both its flatness and slightly comic edge. To take that image as a starting point and to render it in a proto-classical medium, like egg tempera, and then use a repertoire of classical compositional devices to make the picture was a way of setting up an engagement with art history.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Anyone can have a good day. The question is what do you do on a bad day. That's when you're being tested. In a very tangible sense, a bad day shows your innermost essence more than a good day.”
“I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Much of my work has come from being lazy. I didn't like writing programs, and so, when I was working on the IBM 701 (an early computer), writing programs for computing missile trajectories, I started work on a programming system to make it easier to write programs.”
“Birth is life's first lottery ticket.”

Source : Jeffrey Archer (2014). “Be Careful What You Wish For”, p.96, Pan Macmillan

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