"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."

--

Erma Bombeck

#Funny Quotes #Family Quotes #Mom Quotes

“In the fall term of 1933-34 I was on my family farm in Maine.”
“If your body wants comfort, you try to make it learn to give up that. Try to make your body your slave and not you the slave of the body.”
“A good church is a Bible-centered church. Nothing is as important as this--not a large congregation, a witty pastor, or tangible experiences of the Holy Spirit.”
“If youâ€™re comparing the badness of two words and you wonâ€™t even say one of them [the n-word], thatâ€™s the worse word.”
“We forgive when we give up attachment to our wounds.”
“People often assume New York City is no place to keep a dog. This is certainly what my parents told me when I was growing up there. But I have found this not to be the case at all.”
“I have lived most of my life with the conviction that I don't dream, because I never could retrieve a dream.”
“Sometimes you feel more naked when you're totally dressed than the other way around.”

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