"I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Cutting Quotes #Personality Quotes #Looks Quotes

“What people don't understand is that how you are as an artist depends on how you are emotionally.”
“I dote on his very absence.”
“Not all who own a harp are harpers.”

Source : Marcus Porcius Cato, Marcus Terentius Varro (1967). “Marcus Porcius Cato, On agriculture; Marcus Terentius Varro. On agriculture”
“The form follows the function.”
“We believe very passionately that an international approach is necessary to achieve some of these goals.”
“The brush is a more powerful and rapid tool than the point or the stump... the main thing that the brush secures is the instant grasp of the grand construction of a figure.”
“If your repentance has not changed your life, you need to repent of your repentance.”
“The Democratic Party opposes tax cuts but it cannot say so publicly. Thus, it is forced to support the idea of lowering the tax burden but using class warfare rhetoric to dispute the allocation of the relief.”

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