Quotes
Authors
Rob Delaney

"The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material."

Source : "Rob Delaney Talks New Online Special, Clint Eastwood’s RNC Speech & Being Mitt Romney’s Nemesis". Interview with Katla McGlynn, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 09, 2012.

Rob Delaney

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“don't let us get sick, don't let us get old, don't let us get stupid, alright? just make us be brave, and make us play nice, and let us be together tonight.”
“Me being in love with a girl and wanting her to be with me, doing what I need to do to make her stay with me; it affects no one, yet itâ€™s terrifying to people and they think youâ€™re a monster.”
“We know in whom we believe, and that, so long as we trust God utterly, all must come right.”
“It's like going into a nuclear war with bows and arrows.”
“People don't have to believe in you for you to succeed. Just work hard, when you succeed, they will believe.”
“Not only is it mind-blowing that God would consider me - us - worthy of his love, but it's flat-out incomprehensible that God would give us his wisdom, compassion, guidance, and comfort by giving us his Word. It's totally humbling and such an honor. Thank you Lord!”

Source : Source: www.biblegateway.com
“I've always like the time before dawn because there's no one around to remind me who I'm supposed to be, so it's easier to remember who I am.”
“I've never heard a crowd boo a homer, but I've heard plenty of boos after a strikeout.”

"The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material."

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