"Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Coffee Quotes #Weekend Quotes #Perfect Quotes

“We call on all members of America's religious communities, as a testament of our common faith, to join Faithful Security, and to take action immediately to break faith with nuclear weapons.”
“In our present state of degeneration it is through the skin that metaphysics must be made to re-enter our minds.”
“One of the most horrible, yet most important, discoveries of our age has been that, if you really wish to destroy a person and turn him into an automaton, the surest method is not physical torture, in the strict sense, but simply to keep him awake, i.e., in an existential relation to life without intermission.”
“If there's one thing I'm good at, it's putting people in their place.”
“Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?”
“There exists, if I am not mistaken, an entire world which is the totality of mathematical truths, to which we have access only with our mind, just as a world of physical reality exists, the one like the other independent of ourselves, both of divine creation.”
“Practically everyone in Hollywood has a neighbor whos been famous, wants to be famous, is famous, has been married to someone famous, worked with someone famous, slept with someone famous, been blackmailed by someone famous.”
“Know what you want to do - then do it. Make straight for your goal and go undefeated in spirit to the end.”

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