"I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice"

-- Robin Ince

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“Useless pursuits and conversations always about the same things absorb the better part of one's time, the better part of one's strength, and in the end there is left a life grovelling and curtailed, worthless and trivial, and there is no escaping or getting away from itâ€”just as though one were in a madhouse or prison.”
“Making movies is like herding cats.”

Source : "The producers". Interview with Charlotte Higgins, www.theguardian.com. April 16, 2005.
“Designer's derive their rewards from 'inner standards of excellence, from the intrinsic satisfaction of their tasks. They are committed to the task, not the job. To their standards, not their boss.' So whereas most people divide their lives between time spent earning money and time spent spending it, designers generally lead a seamless existence in which work and play are synonymous. As Milanese designer Richard Sapper put it: "I never work-all the time."”
“The window shades have all been removed. Nighttime is now free to encroach.”
“Dreams are stories made by and for the dreamer, and each dreamer has his own folds to open and knots to untie.”

Source : Siri Hustvedt (2010). “The Shaking Woman or A History of My Nerves”, p.137, Macmillan
“And I took a long time to appreciate Lynch.”
“In wine, there's truth.”

Source : Pliny the Elder (2015). “Delphi Complete Works of Pliny the Elder (Illustrated)”, Delphi Classics
“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.”

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