"When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the douche bag falls in love! Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn as you drive by, â€œWhat? The 'tardsÂ just got married on their lawn. That's great! I have nobody, and the 'tards just committed to each other for a lifetime of 'tardinessâ€."

Source : "Dane Cook: A Stand-Up Comic on the Rise". "Day to Day" with Alex Chadwick, www.npr.org. December 1, 2005.

Dane Cook

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