"When humor goes, there goes civilization."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Happiness Quotes #Laughter Quotes #Humor Quotes

“More people have done good in the name of God than any other way”
“As people of color, we're left out of history. History is sort of told around us. We're bystanders, we're passive, we're observers. We're never the center of our history.”

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“We have defeated Jim Crow, but now we have to deal with his son, James Crow Jr., esquire.”
“Political genius consists in identifying oneself with a principle.”
“One might think, that a period which, within fifty years, uproots, enslaves or kills seventy million human beings, should only, and forthwith, be condemned. But also its guilt must be understood.”
“A lot of drive is innate, self-perpetuated, reinforced energy. As a kid, I could always sell anything I could get my hands on - from newspapers to lemonade to TV Guide. I knew how to make a presentation.”
“I am the one rich thing that morn Leaves for the ardent noon to win; Grasp me not, I have a thorn, But bend and take my being in.”

Source : Harriet Elizabeth Prescott Spofford (1882). “Poems”
“If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you don't want, you suffer; even when you get exactly what you want, you still suffer because you can't hold on to it forever.”

Source : Dan Millman (2009). “Way of the Peaceful Warrior: A Book That Changes Lives”, p.34, ReadHowYouWant.com

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