"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Groucho Marx

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“I feel close to the rebelliousness of the youth here. Perhaps time will seperate us , but nobody can deny that here, behind the windows of Manchester, there is an insane love of football, of celebration and of music.”

Source : "They Said It: Eric Cantona". www.fifa.com. August 27, 2010.
“I don’t like gambling very much. I don’t like being at the mercy of those little white squares that roll around and decide whether you win or lose. I like to have the say-so myself.”
“Because hereâ€™s the thing: No matter how much one tells stories of magical beasts or impossible worlds, in the end, it is always the world of here and now one is writing about. The better one understands that world, the more powerful the stories will be.”
“Until you show you can handle what youâ€™ve got, you wonâ€™t get any more!”
“Love is not just a sentiment. Love is a great controlling passion and it always expresses itself in terms of obedience.”
“If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.”
“If you have the wherewithal to have a lot of money, have it.”
“I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.”

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