"Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer."

-- Gracie Allen

#Men Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Average Quotes

“No one deserves to be whipped like an animal.”
“Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again, and you will be filled with joy.”
“The eye takes a person into the world. The ear brings the world into a human being.”
“If the KKK was smart enough, they would've created gangsta rap because it's such a caricature of black culture and black masculinity.”
“The stars drew light across the night sky in that little mountain village, and the silence and the cold made the darkness vanish away. It was - I don't know how to explain it - as if everything solid melted away into the ether, eliminating all individualtiy and absorbing us, rigid, into the immense darkness. Not a single cloud to lend perspective to the space blocked any portion of the starry sky.”
“Discrepancy between theory and practice, which in sound physical and mechanical science is a delusion, has a real existence in the minds of men; and that fallacy, through rejected by their judgments, continues to exert and influence over their acts.”

Source : William John Macquorn Rankine (1872). “A Manual of Applied Mechanics”, p.4
“England, unlike in 1914, will not allow herself to blunder into a war lasting for years.... Such is the fate of rich countries.. .Not even England has the money nowadays to fight a world war. What should England fight for? You don't get yourself killed over an ally.”
“I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and unreasonable, and if I say no you'll make some defensive crack about how I don't think you're worth getting jealous over.' This is what I got for hooking up with a lawyer.”

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