"It pays to get drunk with the best people."

-- Joe E. Lewis

#People Quotes #Drunk Quotes #Alcohol Quotes

“Football is like life and I know life.”
“My mother was a Chinese trapeze artist in pre-war Paris Smuggling bombs for the underground. And she met my father at a fete in Aix-en-Provence; He was disguised as a Russian cadet in the employ of the Axis.”
“It is curious to what a degree one may become attached to a fine tree, especially when it is placed where trees are rare.”
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
“The truant Fancy was a wanderer ever.”
“There are always things that you see that are pretty tough, sure. But what keeps you going is when you see people rise above toughness and rise above really hard conditions, and make something of it.”
“Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.”
“In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out to be secretly wealthy.”

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