"Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday."

-- Andy Borowitz

#Funny Christmas Quotes #Littles Quotes #Celebrate Quotes

“Theres something about girls and unicorns thats deep and meaningful. Something about childhood.”
“I suffer from a spiritual malaise which manifests itself in outbursts of vicious rage.”
“The proprietor, producing neither by his own labor nor by his implement, and receiving products in exchange for nothing, is either a parasite or a thief.”

Source : Pierre-Joseph Proudhon (2016). “What is Property?”, p.98, Cosimo Classics
“We should be proud that our Prophet came into the world with the message of Islam to change it for the better, and not for the worse, or to keep things as they are.”
“My mother's blueberry pie from scratch was amazing. I still make it today.”
“The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.”
“It's not about 'what can I accomplish?' but 'what do I want to accomplish?' Paradigm shift.”
“It is paradoxical but nonetheless true that the nearer man comes to his goal to make his life easy and abundant, the more he undermines the foundations of a meaningful existence.”

Source : Franz Alexander (1960). “The Western Mind in Transition: An Eyewitness Story”, New York, Random House [1960]

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