"I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'"

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Demetri Martin

#Morning Quotes #Voice Quotes #Phones Quotes

“I never understood the need for a "live" audience. My music, because of its extreme quietude, would be happiest with a dead one.”
“Long John I think went off the air in about '79 or something, so there was a hiatus. That's why I think Art Bell thought there was a spot to be filled. He was doing exactly the same thing.”
“Revolution is the industry of young men.”

Source : Craig Johnson (2013). “The Walt Longmire Mystery Series Boxed Set”, p.22, Penguin
“Concentration and mental toughness are the margins of victory.”
“Its hard for me to grasp that I might somehow be my fathers equal in any way.”
“I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.”
“Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunlight on all who look down upon her?”
“Sculpture is the best comment that a painter can make on painting.”

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