"I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment ! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair."

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Source : "Bewilderness". Documentary, Comedy, 2001.

Bill Bailey

#Disappointment Quotes #Chocolate Quotes #Despair Quotes

“I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn't do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New Mexico, and I would go out on the weekends and make just enough money to pay my insurance and pay for a couple beers, and that would be it.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“As long as you're consistently working on your craft, your heart is in the right place, and you pair that with being smart on how you present yourself to people, opportunities will appear.”
“You can't just put gay in a little gay box anymore.”
“A bad guy always assumes he's going to win, whereas the good guy has to struggle with, what if I lose?, and the audience wants to struggle with him.”
“I question my own talent and ability to make creative work every single day.”
“I can say now: all the combatants who participated in the fight for freedom in South America came to Algeria; it's from there that all those who fought left. We trained them, we arranged for the weapons to reach them, we created networks.”
“Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it.”
“Everything a gay man does makes a political statement. Everything matters: where you bank, where you shop, where you eat. When you hold your loverâ€™s hand in public”

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