"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."

-- Billy Connolly

#Marriage Quotes #Funny Love Quotes #Funny Wedding Quotes

“Although the world proved not yet ready for the brotherhood of baseball, that would be only a matter of time, baseball magnates believed.”
“Magnetizing things to ourselves is a natural process, but what are we magnetizing towards ourselves, is what we're giving out.”
“People call me fat, but I don't care. I don't want to starve myself cause I am beautiful the way I am.”
“People have expectations of me but I'm not a magician.”
“Perhaps the meaning of all human activity lies in artistic consciousness, in the pointless and selfless creative act? Perhaps our capacity to create is evidence that we ourselves were created in the image and likeness of God?”
“I would that we were, my beloved, white birds on the foam of the sea! We tire of the flame of the meteor, before it can fadeand flee; And the flame of the blue star of twilight, hung low on the rim of the sky, Has awaked in our hearts, my beloved, a sadness that may not die.”
“The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”
“I never met a person from whom I did not learn something.”

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