"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Larry David

#Men Quotes #Suffering Quotes #Trying Quotes

“As awesome as it is to be with a big act and get three catered meals a day and get a dressing room with an actual shower in it, it's hard sometimes as a new artist to come across in 25 minutes. You get 25 minutes to hopefully impress these people. I think the longer set is more suitable for us and gives us an opportunity to connect better.”
“Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'”
“When it comes down to it, I don't have much in the way of advice to offer you, but here it is: Read to children. Vote. And never buy anything from a man who's selling fear.”
“I think [Pablo Escobar] wasted an incredibly opportunity which was when he stayed at the prison he made, La Catedral. It was the one chance that the government and the people of Colombia gave him to confess his illicit activities and to remain in one place with very favorable conditions.”
“If you don't acknowledge differences, it's as bad as stereotyping or reducing someone.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I don't think that Washington is a fundamentally bad or corrupt place.”
“I don't play any role; I just play golf. I love the competition. For me, the pleasure begins on Thursday morning when a tournament starts. I come along and try to win. And that's what I enjoy.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“When you put your arms around me, You let me know there's nothing in this world I can't do”

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