"Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching."

-- Natasha Leggero

“Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?”

Source : "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". m.imdb.com. 1978.
“I think I can work anywhere, but you don't get the same kind of inspiration everywhere. New York theater has become a big inspiration for me. I only started writing for the stage myself because I like to see the good, mostly off-Broadway plays in New York.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.”
“I was a goth girl in high school. Perhaps the powdered white face and the black lipstick were not the most attractive. I felt fabulous at the time but looking back, uh, probably not the best idea.”
“Classically, there are three ways in which humans try to find transcendence--religious meaning--apart from God as revealed through the cross of Jesus: through the ecstasy of alcohol and drugs, through the ecstasy of recreational sex, through the ecstasy of crowds. Church leaders frequently warn against the drugs and the sex, but at least, in America, almost never against the crowds.”
“The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation.”
“Information is acquired by being told, whereas knowledge can be acquired by thinking.”
“Women in drudgery knew They must be one of four: Whores, artists, saints, and wives. There are composite lives that women always live”

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