"I am someone who values truth - actual truth as opposed to 'truthiness.'"

-- John Hodgman

“I obsess everyday about everything. Not only about what we do well but what we can do better... In the end, the only reason I am motivated to do what I do is for the hedonistic pleasures of the table.”
“If anyone saw Fall Out Boy's first 400 shows, we were the worst band of all time.”
“Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.”
“A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.”
“The more successfully a city mingles everyday diversity of uses and users in its everyday streets, the more successfully, casually (and economically) its people thereby enliven and support well-located parks that can thus give back grace and delight to their neighborhoods instead of vacuity.”

Source : Jane Jacobs (2016). “The Death and Life of Great American Cities”, p.111, Vintage
“If you can't play all the instruments in the orchestra of story, no matter what music may be in your imagination, you're condemned to hum the same old tune.”
“God always puts somebody in your life at the right moment.”

Source : Source: theindiespiritualist.com
“At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt like that on the New York City subway. The other passengers would take it as a sign of weakness, and there'd be a fight over who got to keep your ears as a trophy.”

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