"A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk."

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Samuel Johnson

#Art Quotes #Men Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“The problem with fantasy is the greatest benefit of fantasy: it prevents us from living in the present moment.”
“But...as bad as it was, I learned something about myself. That I could go through something like that and survive. I mean, I know it could have been worse--a lot worse-- but for me, it was all I could have handled at the time. And I learned from it.”
“A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.”
“The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'”
“Gratitude turns what we have into enough.”
“Thus, after finishing high school, I started with high expectations and enthusiasm to study chemistry at the famous Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich.”
“The great mass of humanity should never learn to read or write.”
“But the Air Force was sort of a ***** child of the Army, much like the Marines with the Navy. Everything had to be done over by the Army after it had already been done by the Air Corps, a mess.”

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