"The best piece of advice I received before I got married was, "Be careful what you say when you're in a fight, because it could stick in someone's head." I don't think I've ever said anything I really regretted. I'm very sympathetic to women. I've really studied wife-ology, and I know you've got to figure out the feelings. Deal with the feelings."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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“Abortion is the only event that modern liberals think too violent and obscene to portray on TV. This is not because they are squeamish or prudish. It is because if people knew what Abortion really looked like, it would destroy their pretence that it is a civilized answer to the problem of what to do about unwanted babies.”

Source : "A calamity for women... just as the doctor predicted" by Peter Hitchens, www.dailymail.co.uk. October 27, 2007.
“I have so much respect for policy makers and diplomats, but I could never be a politician because of the way they dress!”
“If consensus is overrated, I think balance is, too. I have no interest in living a balanced life. I want a life of adventure.”
“It is not given to princes, statesmen and captains to pierce the mysteries of the future, and even the most penetrating gaze reaches only conclusions which, however seemingly vindicated at a given moment, are inexorably effaced by time.”
“They luxuriated in the feeling of deep and all pervading satisfaction, a feeling of knowing absolutely that all was well with the world and them and that the world was not only their oyster it was also their linguine with clam sauce. Not only were all things possible, but all things were theirs.”
“Will dissent be permitted? The answer to that question will determine whether the society is a free society or a fear society.”
“So I suppose this slightly mature fashion sense happened because of what I had.”
“One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.”

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