"What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?"

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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“The quality of your moments produces the quality of your life. So, as thoughts come and go and the waves of mind rush on, Carpe punctum-Seize this moment. It deserves your full attention, for it will not pass your way again.”
“The greatest tragedy in life is to spend your whole life fishing only to discover it was never fish that you were after.”
“I'm obsessed with things that are distinctly analogue.”
“I wanted to be a dancer my whole life. And when I gave it up to act, I always had a really sad part of myself that missed it and missed performing and missed being physical in that way.”

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“In one important respect a man is fortunate in being poor. His responsibility to God is so much the less”
“Apophenia means finding pattern or meaning where others donâ€™t. Feelings of revelation and ecstasies usually accompany it. It has some negative connotations in psychological terminology when it implies finding meaning or pattern where none exists; and some positive ones when it implies finding something important, useful or beautiful. It thus links creativity and psychosis, genius and madness.”
“A woman who acts like a fool is a fool.”
“I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, 'Damn, that TV has 500 channels.' When I got older, it didn't have 500 channels - it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees.”

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