"He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?"

-- Adam Sandler

#Funny Quotes #Years Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home.”
“"Our experience of the world is being impoverished to the extent that it is being rendered artificial and prepackaged."”
“I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.”
“The history of the development of contemporary writing in Vancouver from 1946 to 1960 is pretty largely a one-man show, and that man was me.”

Source : Ernst Mach (2013). “The Science of Mechanics”, p.1, Cambridge University Press
“I'd like to think Helen very much understood what it was to be disadvantaged in the medical field. And that that was something that she never let dictate her choices.”
“The state tends to expand in proportion to its means of existence and to live beyond its means, and these are, in the last analysis, nothing but the substance of the people. Woe to the people that cannot limit the sphere of action of the state! Freedom, private enterprise, wealth, happiness, independence, personal dignity, all vanish.”
“My dad worked for Del Monte and then for Monsanto as one of the chief scientists on the Calgene Flavr Savr Tomato. But it was a huge disaster because the tomato didn't taste good. And then my dad started his own genetics company and I began doing that with him. He and I ran a genetics company for 10 years. And so I sold seeds to Florida.”
“Ever notice how people wait until they're not going to see you anymore to say something nice to you?”

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