"I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#Cake Quotes #Knowing Quotes #Tonight Quotes

“Prior to being mugged I did not feel I had to carry a gun. However, I knew how to shoot a gun very proficiently. As a boy, I used to play cowboys and Indians all the time.”
“I happen to be a twin. I grew up half of my life with someone who looks and sounds like me. And I believe it's possible to hold twin desires in your head, such as the desire to create painting and destroy painting at once. The desire to look at a black American culture as underserved, in need of representation, a desire to mine that said culture and to lay its parts bare and look at it almost clinically.”
“Whatever my recorded output is, it's a reflection of a general love of music.”
“The flowers that sleep by night, opened their gentle eyes and turned them to the day. The light, creation's mind, was everywhere, and all things owned its power.”
“It's okay to be a freak.”
“I have performed the necessary butchery. Here is the bleeding corpse.”
“A novelist should not be too intelligent either, although... he may be permitted to be an intellectual.”
“I'm the interpreter. I'm the one who takes your words and brings them to life. I was trained to sing and dance and laugh, and that's what I want to do.”

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