"Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“Prosperity and penury do not turn on gyno-centric and gay matters. But leftist statists and libertarians of the left place these wedge issues at the forefront of the fight for freedom. [...] Every bit as bad as liberals, "libertarian" political operators are prepared to shed political blood over any imagined sign of bigotry.”

Source : "Beware of Liberals in Libertarian Drag". www.wnd.com. November 7, 2013.
“Bad things can happen, and often do--but they only take up a few pages of your story; and anyone can survive a few pages.”
“Is it worth while to observe that there are no Venetian blinds in Venice?”

Source : William Dean Howells (2015). “The Complete Travel Books of William Dean Howells: Travel Memoirs & Reports from Traveling Across Europe (Illustrated): Venetian Life, Italian Journeys, Roman Holidays and Others, Suburban Sketches, Familiar Spanish Travels, A Little Swiss Sojourn, London Films & Seven English Cities”, p.63, e-artnow
“I'm not part of the history, I am the history.”
“Catch someone doing something right.”
“In this world you've just got to hope for the best and prepare for the worst and take whatever God sends.”
“Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.”
“I feel that sometimes we are so distracted by superficial things, we forget what really matters: cherishing those around us.”

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