"I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh."

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Source : "Stand-up comics try to stand out on TV" by Sherri Sylvester, www.cnn.com. August 13, 1999.

D. L. Hughley

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Marketing Quotes

“One of the three big factors that count against war in the relationship between China and the U.S. are, first, nuclear weapons and even a condition of mutual assured destruction. Secondly, one's got two economies that have become so deeply interlaced that a war between the U.S. and China would leave Wal-Marts empty and Chinese factories producing for nothing. Thirdly, climate - if between the two of us, we keep doing what we're doing, we can create a climate in which our grandchildren won't be able to live.”

Source : Source: www.npr.org
“The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."”
“I'm a Yente and I have a terrible accent.”
“Find a faster way to fail, recover, and try again.”
“Patience, he thought. So much of this was patience - waiting, and thinking and doing things right. So much of all this, so much of all living was patience and thinking.”

Source : Gary Paulsen (2009). “Hatchet”, p.136, Simon and Schuster
“Creativity is the crucial variable in the process of turning knowledge into value”

Source : John Kao (2009). “Jamming: Art and Discipline of Business Creativit”, p.7, Harper Collins
“Look for the stars, you'll say that there are none; / Look up a second time, and, one by one, / You mark them twinkling out with silvery light, / And wonder how they could elude the sight!”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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