"There are people that smuggle drugs, human trafficking, and terrorism but there are throngs and throngs of people that come through that aren't seeking to hurt anyone. They just want to feed their family."

“I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap.”

“Maybe staying single meant that you never had to grow up.”

“I'm totally opposed to vouchers. I will fight them tooth and nail.”

“If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably.”

Source : "Rob Ford: 42 remarkable moments from Toronto mayor’s career" by Daniel Dale, www.thestar.com. May 17, 2013.

“A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.”

“I dont see myself as any different from all the other Filipinos who have gone abroad looking for opportunity, to be a nurse, a labourer, a maid or a prostitute.”

“It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?... It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood, A neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?... I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. So, let's make the most of this beautiful day. Since we're together we might as well say: Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor?”

“I know very few Americans, though I like the way they think. They think big.”