"An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer."

-- Fred Allen

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“Aesthetics is to artists as ornithology is to birds.”
“I wanted to say thanks... and share my gratitude for everything I've been blessed with. Family, friends, and continued support from everyone.”
“Itâ€™s a fair-sized job to write a book that people can be bothered just to read; when they begin to steal copies, you are really getting some place.”
“Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.”
“Maybe she'd seen too many Japanese horror movies, and maybe it was just a tingle of warning from generations of superstitious ancestors, but suddenly she knew that what Alyssa wanted was not to be saved, but for Shane to join her. In death.”
“I had one of those light bulb 'a ha' moments while screening 'Good Will Hunting' in Camp David in 1998 - Madeleine Albright and the Clintons were there, and I just became really inspired by all of these amazing people. I left the screening asking myself what I could do.”
“It is a light thing for whoever keeps his foot outside trouble to advise and counsel him that suffers.”
“In looking around me seeking for miserable resources against the heaviness of time, I open a book and I say to myself, as the cat to the fox: I have only one good turn, but I need no other.”

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