#Funny Quotes #Life Is Like Quotes #Bulls Quotes
“Back to Basics was absolute humbug, wasn't it?”
“At the Olympics, you there to do a job. I feel you should take it seriously. You should be respectful. You are putting on the red-white-and-blue and going out there to perform for your country.”
“My mother's a singer and my mother's father is a singer, and everyone on both sides are all country-western bluegrass musicians.”
“If anybody asks me to do a job, I say, 'Yes.' I've said yes to everything.”
“There is only one princess in the Disney tales, one girl who gets to be exalted. Princesses may confide in a sympathetic mouse or teacup, but they do not have girlfriends. God forbid Snow White should give Sleeping Beauty a little support. Let's review: princesses avoid female bonding. Their goals are to be saved by a prince, get married, and be taken care of the rest of their lives.”
“Zombies are the blue-collar monsters”
“It has been said that all Government is an evil. It would be more proper to say that the necessity of any Government is a misfortune. This necessity however exists; and the problem to be solved is, not what form of Government is perfect, but which of the forms is least imperfect.”
“The mind which can totally and inanely forget its work and obligations is often also the mind which can, at the proper time, give them the fullest attention.”
Source : Robert Grudin (1997). “Time and the Art of Living”, p.133, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
