"The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has been behaving. Absolute bullshit. I got an email address and it's just giving me an out of office reply."

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Source : Source: in.askmen.com

Chris Ramsey

#Kids Quotes #Giving Quotes #Bullshit Quotes

“I'm proud of what I've achieved in cricket, as once I didn't think I was good enough.”
“Fix your mind on truth, hold firm to virtue, rely on loving kindness, and find your recreation in the Arts.”
“Few scientists acquainted with the chemistry of biological systems at the molecular level can avoid being inspired. Evolution has produced chemical compounds exquisitely organized to accomplish the most complicated and delicate of tasks. Many organic chemists viewing crystal structures of enzyme systems or nucleic acids and knowing the marvels of specificity of the immune systems must dream of designing and synthesizing simpler organic compounds that imitate working features of these naturally occurring compounds.”
“You got a handful of great guys - Ne-Yo, R. Kelly, Usher. You have a handful of great female artists. But for the most part the music world's changing and change is good. You have to make adjustments if you want to survive in that world.”
“It is one of the more striking generalizations of biochemistry - which surprisingly is hardly ever mentioned in the biochemical textbooks - that the twenty amino acids and the four bases, are, with minor reservations, the same throughout Nature.”
“And I don't feel any form of music is beyond me in the sense of that I don't understand it or I don't have some love for some part of it.”

Source : Interview with Brian Wise, www.elviscostello.info. April 10, 2004.
“I strive to be brief, and I become obscure.”
“There are two kinds of people who lose money: those who know nothing and those who know everything.”

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