"They sold me a duvet cover, and I don't have a duvet, I don't think. Then, they started treating me like I'm the idiot. They're like, 'Do you have a comforter?' 'Yeah.' 'Well, you have to protect it!' I had no idea it was under attack."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Thinking Quotes #Ideas Quotes #Duvets Quotes

“People have been asking me for a couple of years when I am going to retire, and I think that now is the right time.”
“I do small cameos here and there but nothing that requires more than a paragraph of talking, because I'm just an amateur. The movie is a whole different reality.”
“While his removal will not necessarily bring an immediate end to terrorist activity, I have absolutely no doubt that the world is a safer place without Osama Bin Laden.”
“Let us say in passing that since (philosophical) remedies are often worse than the malady, our age, in order to be cured of the Plato sickness, has swallowed such doses of a relativist, vaguely skeptical, lightly spiritualist and insipidly moralist medicine, that it is in the process of gently dying, in the small bed of its supposed democratic comfort.”
“Life to me is an adventure and you've got to experience everything.”
“I am completely convinced that UFOs have an out-of-world basis.”
“We trifle with, make sport of, and despise those who are attached to us, and follow those that fly from us.”
“Friendship, if somebody holds out his hand toward you, you've got to reach and take it... There are too many people alone, and if you're lucky enough for somebody to want you as a friend, it's an obligation.”

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