"TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure."

-- Drew Carey

#Funny Quotes #Winning Quotes #Clubs Quotes

“Then she did see it there - just a face, peering through the curtains, hanging in midair like a mask. A head-scarf concealed the hair and the glassy eyes stared inhumanly, but it wasnâ€™t a mask, it couldnâ€™t be. The skin had been powdered dead-white and two hectic spots of rouge centered on the cheekbones. It wasnâ€™t a mask. It was the face of a crazy old woman. Mary started to scream, and then the curtains parted further and a hand appeared, holding a butcherâ€™s knife. It was the knife that, a moment later, cut off her scream. And her head.”

Source : Robert Bloch (2010). “Psycho: A Novel”, p.24, The Overlook Press
“The big issue of our time is trying to deal with extremism based on a perversion of religion and how you get peaceful coexistence between people of different faiths and cultures.”
“You hold your head up. You submitting to me doesn't mean you're anything less...the very last thing I want is for you to be some mindless puppet.”
“Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.”

Source : "Fictional character: Guido". "8½", www.imdb.com. 1963.
“[W]hatever my intentions, whatever the truth of my claim, I had no business giving a lecture to a total stranger.”
“Aviation will give new nourishment to the religious sprit of mankind. It will add airspace to those other great heighteners of the cosmic mood: the wood, the sea, the desert.”
“Another way to put an end to self-rejection is ask yourself whether what you're telling yourself is what a friend would say, or what an enemy would. Friends are supportive. Enemies put us down and undermine our confidence. So if you say something that an enemy would say, stop. Answer back, 'I'm going to be supportive of myself. As a friend, what I have to say to myself is . . .' Then say something supportive.”

Source : Mira Kirshenbaum (2005). “Everything Happens for a Reason: Finding the True Meaning of the Events in Our Lives”, p.87, Harmony
“Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.”

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