"If you're going to do something that lasts 90 minutes, you can't really do it with stick figures."

-- Harry Shearer

#Lasts Quotes #Sticks Quotes #Figures Quotes

“Many times you never know what's going to happen. You'll play songs that you never thought you were going to play.”
“I've never heard a person say, 'I had a rotten mother, but she's such a great physicist.”
“Contrary to the popular notion that only creationism relies on the supernatural, evolutionism must as well, since the probabilities of random formation of life are so tiny as to require a 'miracle' for spontaneous generation tantamount to a theological argument.”
“Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects as electric meters, alarm clocks, home refrigerators and thermostats, video cameras, bathroom scales, and Christmas-tree lights - all of which are, or soon will be, accessible remotely.”
“I can start the rain. Bring thunder. Bring lightning. Want to see?”
“There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that, to me, resembles the way young men behave when there is no significant influence from women in their lives.”
“I have never read it. You should not waste your time.”
“Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."”

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