Maureen Lipman famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Sex #Views #Worst
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Boys #Letters #Definitions
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
-- Maureen Lipman

#California #Dinner #Doe
Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?
-- Maureen Lipman

#Self #Mind #Acting
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Emotional #Wedding Day #Mitzvah
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Hair #Years
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Animal #Pet #Tears
Of all the forms of exercise that I have done, Power PlateÂ® training is the most concise. If I start my session at 9.30am, I know I can be at my desk by 10.15am and I can even fit in a workout before rehearsals. Power PlateÂ® exercise is not at all intimidating, and I know that in a short session I have had a complete workout.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Workout #Exercise #Training
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Fun #Forever #Rumor
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Mother #Children
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
-- Maureen Lipman

#Forget #Grudge

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