"When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won."

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Source : "I think I'm sane" by Sam Wollaston, www.theguardian.com. October 23, 2007.

Paul Merton

#Morning Quotes #Monday Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Im wearing an outfit that looks just like a cupcake ... a pink frothy blouse, low cut ... everything a little inappropriately girlie ... Pink, pink, lot of pink, ... Out of Practice.”
“Why have a cake if I can`t eat it?”
“The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.”
“The Super Bowl now takes on a magnitude that almost defies the imagination.”
“I am intrigued with combining the remnant of memories, fragments of relics and ordinary objects, with the components of technology. It's a way of delving into the past and reaching into the future simultaneously.”

Source : Betye Saar, James Christen Steward, University of Michigan. Museum of Art, Norton Museum of Art (2005). “Betye Saar: extending the frozen moment”, University of California Press
“To see the outside world as the same stuff as our most secret or unknown thoughts is a fine necessity...”
“Better a pink bottom than a black soul.”
“I've always been pretty much a quiet person. When I was little, I got picked on a lot. After I went through all that, I pretty much kept to myself.”

Source : "What A Great Catch 49ers Struck Gold By Picking Owens" by Brian Murphy, The Press Democrat, p. C1, January 8, 1999.

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