"We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts."

-- George Lopez

#Funny Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Designers stand between revolutions and everyday life. Theyâ€™re able to grasp momentous changes in technology, science, and society and convert those changes into objects and ideas that people can understand.”
“A little praise is good for a shy temper; it teaches it to rely on the kindness of others.”
“I've been very, very lucky in my career, in my life - from day one. When aspiring directors say, 'What's your advice?' first I say, 'Be born the son of a famous director. It's invaluable.'”
“I cannot follow you Christians; for you try to crawl through your life upon your knees, while I stride through mine on my feet.”
“What a host of little incidents, all deep-buried in the past -- problems that had once been urgent, arguments that had once been keen, anecdotes that were funny only because one remembered the fun. Did any emotion really matter when the last trace of it had vanished from human memory; and if that were so, what a crowd of emotions clung to him as to their last home before annihilation? He must be kind to them, must treasure them in his mind before their long sleep.”

Source : Henry Williamson, James Hilton, Charles Nordhoff (1939). “Novel and story: a book of modern readings”
“The way to establish a relationship with Spirit and access the power of this creating principle is to continuously contemplate yourself as being surrounded by the conditions you wish to produce.”
“Sometimes I can be tactful and sometimes not. It all depends on the mood I'm in.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I could be dead or something even more tragic could have happened, but by God's grace I am still alive. I was hooked on Crystal Meth for eight years and did it every single day, all day long. I honestly have no idea how my heart survived or how I didn't suffer multiple overdoses, I don't get it.”

Source : Source: theindiespiritualist.com

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