"I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life."

-- Gilbert Gottfried

“I have always been attracted to the cottage industry side of this business.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“An Olympic medal is the greatest achievement and honor that can be received by an athlete. I would swap any World Title to have won gold at the Olympics.”
“Sometimes a broken dream will make you sad or make you mean. Sometimes things ain't bad as they seem.”
“If somebody praises us and if we have any humility we will feel totally like a fool.”
“I've always been a fan of comedy, and I understood from a young age that what makes most comedy work is the immediacy of first person experience. I'd spent a lot of time from 1995-1998 focusing almost exclusively on poetry, and it's an incredibly difficult form in which to achieve a sustained comic tone unless you're Alexander Pope.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“This is the most important principle of reading on the Internet: You must determine for yourself whether or not something is true.”
“Life is just a Box of Chocolates.”
“In other words, learn your Scruggs's rolls before trying to play like Bela Fleck.”

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