"Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Sex Quotes #Tunnels Quotes #Phones Quotes

“Far must thy researches go Wouldst thou learn the world to know; Thou must tempt the dark abyss Wouldst thou prove what Being is; Naught but firmness gains the prize, Naught but fullness makes us wise, Buried deep truth e'er lies.”
“Because what happens is, as the economy suffers, tax revenues go down. But unlike businesses, where at least your variable costs go down, in government your variable costs go up: unemployment insurance, workmen's compensation, health care benefits, welfare, you name it”
“A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat.”
“Tis well to borrow from the good and the great; 'Tis wise to learn: 'tis God-like to create!”
“Oh! Duty is an icy shadow. It will freeze you. It cannot fill the heart's sanctuary.”

Source : Augusta Jane Evans (1859). “Beulah”, p.140
“We have to prepare our cities for the increasing scarcity of resources by increasing their density and energy efficiency.”
“The I is always in the field of the Other.”
“I have the same bedroom I've always had. It's clean and tidy when I get home, and after two or three days it gets messy and my mother nags me.”

You may also like:

Alan Carr
Comedian
Alan Davies
Comedian
Dara O Briain
Stand-up comedian
Frankie Boyle
Comedian
George Carlin
Comedian
Jack Whitehall
Comedian
Jon Richardson
Comedian
Russell Howard
Comedian
Sean Lock
Comedian