"My parents were my worst audience."

-- Richard Lewis

#Parent Quotes #Worst Quotes #Audience Quotes

“A great hitter isn't born, he's made. He's made out of practice, fault correction, and confidence.”
“A photograph is usually looked at - seldom looked into.”
“The hair department is always on my case about washing my hair. I am incredibly lazy, and a brat about washing my hair.”

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“Anyone can write one book: even politicians do it. Starting a second book reveals an intention to be a professional writer.”
“We ought to deal kindly with all, and to manifest those qualities which spring naturally from a heart tender and full of Christian charity; such as affability, love and humility. These virtues serve wonderfully to gain the hearts of men, and to encourage them to embrace things that are more repugnant to nature.”
“Democracy no longer works for the poor if politicians treat them as a separate race.”
“I shall love my kind of love anyway, doggedly, for I must certainly do the best I can with my own nature and if my nature is to love too well or from afar or to be grateful for crumbs...well, so be it.”
“Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n***ers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties. You know, in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around. Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn't it? But we can't do that because the media would be on me about that,”

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