"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.”
“If you are walking with Jesus, in the Spirit, you need not fear going too far. No believer has gone as far as God wants him to go”
“Any blockhead can arrange a sublet. All I ever wanted was to support myself on art.”
“I'm a registered Republican and consider socialism a violation of the American principle that you shouldn't stick your nose in other people's business except to make a buck.”
“My own grandmother went to great lengths to make sure I knew simple things like how and when to open the door for a lady. And the best thing my mama taught me was to pray.”
“Publicity, discussion, and agitation are necessary to accomplish any work of lasting benefit.”

Source : Robert M. La Follette, Sr.'s speech in Evansville, Indiana (July 7, 1906), as quoted in Michael Wolraich "Unreasonable Men: Theodore Roosevelt and the Republican Rebels Who Created Progressive Politics", July 22, 2014.
“If there's any lesson I've learned in the last five years, it's don't be so sure about what lies ahead. There are amazing doors that could open,”

Source : "An Early Halloween Fright for Wall St.: Elizabeth Warren for Treasury Secretary?" by Sandra Sobieraj Westfall, people.com. October 22, 2014.
“There's nothing I won't attempt.”

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