"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him"

-- Rita Rudner

#Grieving Quotes #Men Quotes #Should Quotes

“Reality TV is anything but.”
“A photograph is analogous to a plaster cast taken from life, which is always inferior to a good statue.”
“I carried on buying paintings, works of art, and Yves Saint Laurent, if I may say so, had a right of inspection. We even shared a common reading of the history of art. It would never have crossed Yves's mind to say to me, "Ah, I saw a Pablo Picasso . . ." He knew perfectly well what was interesting with Picasso, as did I.”
“For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.”
“Making loans accessible to millions of the previously unbankable customers is a noble goal. Getting them hooked to such loans isn't.”
“Blasphemy is a Victimless Crime.”

Source : Twitter post from Aug 28, 2013
“You cannot be pro-jobs and anti-business at the same time. You cannot love employment and hate employers.”

Source : "Under The Big Top". Excerpts From Remarks Delivered by Tsongas and Brown at the Convention, www.nytimes.com. 1992.
“My family never missed a visit in eight months, ever. I cried coming out. I didn't cry coming in. There's a big difference. I believe that God put me there for a reason, Incarceration is serious”

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