"I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Dog Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Ideas Quotes

“When you work on getting better at something, don't do it half speed”
“It explains why people come home from work or school and immediately switch on the television. They are not interested in the program much of the time, they do not even know what is on. But they are desperate for the sound of another human voice in their lives”
“My idea was to release four four-song EPs, just like all the old Limey shoegaze bands used to do.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“It is a well-known fact that we always recognize our homeland when we are about to lose it.”
“Regrets are only felt by those who do not understand life's purpose.”
“I am constantly amazed when I talk to young people to learn how much they know about sex and how little about soap.”

Source : Billie Burke, Cameron Shipp (2016). “With Powder on My Nose”, p.21, Pickle Partners Publishing
“Power kills, absolute power kills absolutely.”

Source : "Death by Government". Book by Rudolph Rummel, 1944.
“We must look for consistency. Where there is a want of it we must suspect deception.”

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