"Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival."

-- Demetri Martin

#Fun Quotes #Romantic Love Quotes #Choices Quotes

“I know that I could really kill for my daughter. I know because I'm living for her, so I'm fierce when it comes down to it. And I feel the same about my husband and my family. I'm just fiercely protective. It's like, that's my lair and nobody messes with my lair.”
“Nothing is more conservative than conservation”
“The man whose whole activity is diverted to inner meditation becomes insensible to all his surroundings.”
“Youâ€™re so American. You believe everything is possible, everything will come. I know differently.”
“According to the Bible, God created the heavens and the Earth. It is man’s prerogative - and woman’s - to create their own particular and private hell.”

Source : "The Twilight Zone: Night Call". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1964.
“I have to think about the possible ramifications of an early retirement.”
“I was a bad dater, and up until 8th grade I went to an all boy's school. So, by the time I hit high school I was a bit freaked out by women in general.”
“Music videos are so incredibly relevant, but I don't think they're relevant on broadcast television anymore. I think they're much more about the power of the Internet. The stakes in advertising is a very different game. There's a lot of money involved and a lot of pressure. I miss the freedom and the rock-'n'-roll spirit of doing music videos”

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