"If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that."

-- W. Kamau Bell

#Email Quotes #Crowds Quotes #Response Quotes

“Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”
“When they are among us cats are angels”
“When Paris sneezes, Europe catches cold.”
“When you went into a Boston Chicken and ordered quarter-chicken, white, with mash and corn, when that was rung up, that would signal all the way along the supply chain the need for more potatoes to be put on a truck a thousand miles away,”
“I'm frightened of nothing anymore," answered Fell simply, "except lies. For they're the real killers.”
“It's in the act of having to do things that you don't want to that you learn something about moving past the self. Past the ego.”
“It has been remarked (by a lady infinitely cleverer than the present author) how kindly disposed the world in general feels to young people who either die or marry. Imagine then the interest that surrounded Miss Wintertowne! No young lady ever had such advantages before: for she died upon the Tuesday, was raised to life in the early hours of Wednesday morning, and was married upon the Thursday; which some people thought too much excitement for one week.”

Source : Susanna Clarke (2009). “Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell”, p.116, Bloomsbury Publishing
“I never realised that the Edinburgh skyline was so interesting - it's gothic and very urban and there's a lot of church spires and old brownstone buildings.”

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