"Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in."

-- Bobby Slayton

#Psychology Quotes #Mind Quotes #Bags Quotes

“A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought.”
“I mean, source code in files; how quaint, how seventies!”
“Trust Me. Life is not worth living feeling sad and down and lonely. Always be true to who you are.”
“If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.”
“A song is a mantra, something you repeat over and over. We need peace, we need giving, we need love, we need unity. I want the whole world to sing this song.”
“But most scripts are terrible. Most projects are bad, that's just kind of the way it is. And I'm not really attracted to those.”
“The people on Wall Street broke this country, and they did it one lousy mortgage at a time. It happened more than three years ago, and there has been no real accountability, and there has been no real effort to fix it.”
“I didn't get into teaching and coaching for the number of wins or the money. It was a passion for trying to help young people”

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