"What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks."

-- Judy Tenuta

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“I am proud that I have devoted all my life to the struggle for the triumph of Leninism.”

Source : "Tim Buck: A Conscience for Canada". Book by Oscar Ryan, 1975.
“My father had the same name as me but he was known as Alec. He was a member of the House of Representatives.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“My mouth has a tendency to get me into trouble, but because I'm so small and I take on people who are lager than me. If someone punched me, I'd get my drummer beat them up.”
“I would just never out anybody. I think everyone has to find it in their own way and their own time.”
“A lot of men these days are insecure in front of women, because women have become so strong. Men are very frustrated because they don't know what women want.”
“God has created you and be proud of it. Don't hide from your age. Don't lie about it. Don't be ashamed of it and don't let nobody make you feel ashamed because you're aging in the world. It's a privilege. God has blessed you. Michael Jackson, Prince, Whitney, they'll never know what it's like to be 60. They'll never know that.”

Source : Source: thecelebritycafe.com
“To be a successful soldier, you must know history.”
“Never underestimate the impact of a small act.”

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