"If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born."

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Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 21, 2011

Andy Borowitz

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“Decisive action has been taken on the home front with passage of the USA Patriot Act, which has strengthened the hand of law enforcement agencies to stop terrorists before they can act.”
“Your giving is sacred and therefore should be kept secret. It is wise to give quietly with no strings attached.”
“I think it is obvious that people repeat acts that are shown on the television or the screen and I wouldn't want to inspire any violence on anyone.”
“The artist is the creator of beautiful things. To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim.”
“The first space walk, it's really got your attention. You know you're travelling eight times faster than a rifle bullet, and you're outside. Second space walk, you're a lot more relaxed, you're looking over your shoulder, admiring the view of Earth. What was funny about the third space walk was that mission control in Houston called and said, "Take a moment and enjoy the view".”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca
“Go out on the front porch of the house, turn the Washington Post over with your big toe, and if your name's above the fold, you know you're not going to have a good day.”

Source : 1993 Of the Bert Lance Toe Test which he devised for his nine months in the Carter administration. In the Washington Post, 6 Oct.
“I think we're very complicated and we're capable of all kinds of things, and movies don't reflect that.”
“But by reading them again and again finally I was able to grasp the essential part. What emotion, enthusiasm, enlightenment and confidence they communicated to me! I wept for joy.”

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